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Migration needs an 'im' these day
I'm allowed, you're not
Human traffic only goes one way
They line 'em up along the docks
Some arrive from Nestle Land
Or Coca-Cola Bay
And they come over here
With their Adidas tears
They're like, "Can we come in?"
We're like, "No fuckin way!"

So there's obviously an argument
They say their hands are tied
And if you'd ever been to Googletown
You wouldn't question as to why
The Reebok family
And Mrs Microsoft
Had to leave their whole lives
And their culture behind
For the streets paved with gold
That are blatantly not

At the border there's a truck held up
With 20 Nikeees in the back
All the way from ProctoGamblia
Where the world's still flat
And employment grows on trees
But has to be sold off
To afford the parades
That they have every day
Celebrating the fact
That they're everyone's boss

And then the aliens land
And turn around and do you know what?
As far as they're concerned
We're a galactic laughing stock
The only customer here's the shop.


from Too​.​Long​.​Dint​.​Read, released March 28, 2017




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